He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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