Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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