Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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