waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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