i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Randomize
