I hate all girls vehemently.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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