Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
How external is "for external use only"?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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