Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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