it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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