no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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