It's Friday. Sex?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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