I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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