If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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