Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just found puke in my bra..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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