When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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