Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
if i died would you start the facebook group?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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