I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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