Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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