butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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