I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's never too late to be topless.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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