He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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