I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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