His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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