so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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