Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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