Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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