yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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