porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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