That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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