The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Randomize
