it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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