his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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