I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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