the condom got lost in my hair
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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