I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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