I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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