Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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