Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
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