no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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