I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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