you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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