I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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