the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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