this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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