Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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