so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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