you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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