he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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