Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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