Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also, beer. Big fan.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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