I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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