Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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