Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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