Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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